The Octopus Activities are "secret" games run in Southern Aculon, where contestants compete in various children's games for 4.6 billion billionths in DogeCoin. Players who fail games are eliminated and forced to watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 10 times in a row. These games occurred three times, with 6 games each time.
1st Octopus Activities:
Game 1: Red Light, Yellow Light, Green Light
Game 2: Galdona (AKA: Eat the Wall)
Game 3: War of Tug (AKA: Free Rope Burn)
Game 4: Golf
Game 5: Hopscotch (AKA: Minesweeper)
Game 6: Octopus Activity
2nd Octopus Activities:
Game 1: Red Light, Yellow Light, Green Light
Game 2: 3-Legged Snail Race (AKA Genetic Mutation Game)
Game 3: Mingle (AKA Introvert Hell)
Game 4: Hide and Hide
Game 5: Tenticle Tantrum
Game 6: Sky Octopus Activity (AKA The Two Towers)
3rd Octopus Activities:
Game 1: Red Light, Yellow Light, Green Light
Game 2: Spleen Shenanigans (AKA Gallbladder Game)
Game 3: Escape the Basement
Game 4: Fun with Open-Heart Surgery
Game 5: HORSE!!!
Game 6: Octopus Activity No Mercy (AKA Huggyo Roulette)
Quotes About the Activities:
"I'VE OCTOPUSED THESE ACTIVITIES BEFORE!!!" - Schlong Hi-Gun, winner of the 1st and 2nd Octopus Activities, when asked about the Activities.
"We are not humans. We are horses. Horses are... 🐎 " - Schlong Hi-Gun, winner of the 1st and 2nd Octopus Activities, moments before his 2nd win.
"Bad rain doesn't know the best time to fall" - VIH 1-4, Activities Spectator
"The fake game ends when people start playing fair" - Bwang Jun-poo, Cop who took down the Activities
"I forget my name" - [Name Unknown], Player 002 in 1st Octupus Activities